If your bum size is not big enough to be scary, you can never enjoy a Lazyboy leather recliner to its fullest potential.
If you can fill up the recliner with your body mass, every part of your body is in contact with that superbly smooth leather that feels like silk. For the lankier mortals, what do you plan to do with all that space between you and those luscious hand-rests? Grow weeds? Or build the next Pentagon?
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4 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! nothing really that I can add but to say that u are the funniest friend i'll ever know.
true.. i am parting with precious sleeptime to write this but living in the heaven of obesity, i thought this needs mentioning.
if the flab is commendable, they may advise you to pull it up by hand so that they can fasten the safety bar a few miles below your navel while riding the roller-coasters in Disney or Sheikra rides. Worse, they may do it themselves. To which I say : a. yuck, b. OMFG!! and c. get me out of here. btw I do grow weeds in those empty lazyboy fields.
Very perceptive ;-)
superb....I completely agree...
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